Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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