just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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