Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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