Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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