did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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