big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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