Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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