I want to stick my p in your. b.
You surviving the open bar?
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I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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