idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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