OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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