i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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