he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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