i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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