I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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