What a fucking waste of an outfit
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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