I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
