I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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