the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
not ubering you a puppy
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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