don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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