Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
did i walk over a car last night?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just forgot I was standing up.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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