16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
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Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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