I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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