So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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