I wish I could punch you in the face.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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