why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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