We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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