ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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