do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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