Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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