I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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