After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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