Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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