If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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