Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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