Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
please don't ironically join a cult
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