...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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