no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i drank out of a bidet.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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