DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
We have so much sex to catch up on
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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