I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Randomize
