last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Randomize
