All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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