idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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