Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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