i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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