No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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