What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
