our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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