I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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