Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I woke up under a house in Key West
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