Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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