Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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