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  (602): View more from Arizona

  You can't motorboat a personality

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  (602): You can't motorboat a personality http://tfl.nu/gveo
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  (925): View more from California

  Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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  (925): Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless http://tfl.nu/dgln
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  (318): View more from Louisiana

  Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.

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  (318): Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House. http://tfl.nu/ei4e
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.

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  (412): im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems. http://tfl.nu/58jb
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.

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  (402): Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl. http://tfl.nu/cd5h
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.

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  (330): hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival. http://tfl.nu/kgpd
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  (408): View more from California

  You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now

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  (408): You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now http://tfl.nu/y80h
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  (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home

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  (484): hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home http://tfl.nu/2xw9
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  (973): View more from New Jersey

  That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.

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  (973): That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this. http://tfl.nu/9yd7
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  (646): View more from New York

  This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie

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  It's not

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  (646): This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie (347): It's not http://tfl.nu/v5wf
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  (330): View more from Ohio

  He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.

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  (330): He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me. http://tfl.nu/bsc2
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  (408): View more from California

  Holy high batman

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  The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course

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  (408): Holy high batman (408): The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course http://tfl.nu/9imx
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  (850): View more from Florida

  Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.

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  (850): Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants. http://tfl.nu/1sxz
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  (647): View more from Ontario

  He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.

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  (647): He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing. http://tfl.nu/pwny
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I've peed outside too many times in just this past week

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  (603): I've peed outside too many times in just this past week http://tfl.nu/sys5
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