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(815): View more from Illinois

It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?

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(515): View more from Iowa

officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.

(314): View more from Missouri

Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE

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