Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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