Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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