You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i think i have two assholes
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just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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