I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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