Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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